i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
Lorelai & Rory Gilmore
My ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I received my name and my life’s blood, Lorelai Gilmore. My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be. She filled our house with love and fun and books and music, unflagging in her efforts to give me role models from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith. As she guided me through these incredible eighteen years, I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her. Thank you, Mom: you are my guidepost for everything.
Ladies and gentlemen the dickhead running Australia
JUST FOR EVERY NON AUSTRALIAN OUT THERE LEMME EXPLAIN YOU A THING OKAY
TONY ABBOTT HAS A SISTER
A GAY SISTER
A LESBIAN SISTER
WHO PROPOSED TO HER LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND NOW FIANCE
HIS OWN FUCKING SISTER
HE WONT LET HER GET MARRIED AND BE HAPPY
that is all *swandives off balcony*
this man is the REAL reason we Aussies use the word cunt so damn often.
I hate this man with the passion of a thousand burning suns
I’m waiting for the day he gets eaten by the very sharks he’s killing and all the lesbians, gays, transgenders, and bi people watch in tears of laughter.
Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.
I love these photos so much
“I love you and I will always love you, and pretending it could be any other way is just a waste of time.”
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.